My name is Ariana, I'm 25, and I have been an alright person, who deserves a throne. INTJ | Tired | Removed from womb on November 3rd. Twitter: @EmpressAriana πππ
Hi, I'm Ariana. I'm a figure skater and an ice dancer, and I've been skating for around 10 years. I made that figure skating masterpost thing, if anyone cares. I live in Pennsylvania. I'm not nearly as cringey as I used to be.
It’s really funny that redditors convinced themselves that the stupid Tiananmen Square copypasta is going to get chinese people forcefully disconnected from their internet service or something while the UK government will get your ass if you complete the sentence “Soldier F is ___” and has actively worked with google and with social media websites to censor posts or search results about Soldier F
Like 90% of the shit people make up about China is actually true for the UK
Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn’t read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There’s been multiple “I’m DB Cooper” death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today’s money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons
do you ever sabotage your own free time? like wtf is that about? i want to play this game or read or do something specific but instead i will just stare out the window or scroll mindlessly???
not to talk about doctor who but remember being a lonely depressed teenager and hearing him say ‘900 years of time and space and i’ve never met anyone who wasn’t important’
he was like ‘just this once-everybody lives’ and i chased that shit with homosexual determination for every day since, like maybe through pure force of will i could save everyone i loved from a system that wanted us dead
thinking again about the 1970s cosmo article about bisexuality where according to the bisexuals interviewed the biggest problem facing the bisexual community is finding someone to have gay sex with you when you’re already married. girl i know
my favorite stories in that article are:
the guy who was worried he was gay so his girlfriend encouraged him to fuck his guy friend to find out and he was super relieved to find out he WASN’T gay and DID like sex with women better but still enjoyed fucking his guy friend enough to do it occasionally
the woman at the conference workshop who’s like “everyone talks about how hard it is for bisexuals but that’s just because they’re scared to admit we have it right”
dunno if youβre still wanting creature pics but hereβs my sisterβs most perfect dog Bronx, I petsit and used to work at a vet so just say the word and Iβll send more photos
actually i think everyone should watch drawtectives
funny as fuck
big big found family vibes, especially in s2
not technically canonically queer main characters (except grendan/grandma who is gender-fluid/uses any pronouns!!) but like. the vibes are there. we all know
super interesting and riveting plot !!
i cannot stress enough how much i fucking love these characters they’re incredible
super cool guests!!
THE ART how did this get so low… the art is incredible oh my god
blind drawing challenge solos anything ever
in conclusion go watch drawtectives rn its two seasons that’re like ten/eleven episodes each and each episode is between half an hour to an hour !!
